𐐕 𐐌 𐐢 𐐖 𐐡 𐐆 𐐝

the flagship of the t-shirt line i will never oversee would be a three-headed vishnu composite of bob dole, john mccain and dj paul all wearing aviators, chomping a cigar his own teeth and a cigarillo respectively, together holding out eight of their runt arms over the phrase “WISH U MADE THE EXECUTIVE DECISION”

the cover of the album i will never make would be a red charcoal drawing of the westward view from the security desk at chase manhattan plaza onto 140 broadway and the title would be the only words there visible “CHASE BROWN BROTHERS”

i will not be performing spoken word pieces inspired by big rube during the introduction and interludes to each of its 10-minute segments rapped by no one but guest stars